April 2011
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Don't date musicians.
“With musicians, it’s all about the ego. They have no self-esteem. You have to tell them they’re good enough all the time. It’s too much work. Musicians are big babies. Remember that…okay, that’s one hundred and twenty six dollars and thirty two cents.”
Larry, my mechanic, having dispensed this bit of unsolicited advice, swiped my credit card.
