morrisdog:

I am found. Thank you, everyone.

sexpigeon:

sexpigeon:

Morris is missing. He ran out of the house he was staying in at 17th and Bryant and is now loose in the Mission. If you see him, please, please send anything to my tumblr inbox or email me at foodsco at gmail.

Morris update: some people we ran into saw him running around near 19th and Kansas last night, up in Potrero Hill, but none of them managed to get ahold of him. We searched from 17th to 20th and from Vermont to De Haro and couldn’t find him.

Thank you so much to everyone who’s already reblogged this, and for all the support in general. We’ve notified animal control and we’ll be flyering/searching all day. If anyone has suggestions about other things we should be doing, let us know. And please keep your fingers crossed for little Morris. 

FIND MORRIS

morrisdog:

I am missing near 17th and Bryant in San Francisco. If you see me, please call 425-786-8114 immediately.

Today I took a sandwich to the beach.

(Source: kewlfewd)

The Secret to My Success

AKA “Why I Make the Big (ha) Bucks”

Coworker: Oh, wait, it’s 5am where you are and I just called you on the phone!
Me: Oh, ha ha ha no worries!
Boss: You’re taking on this new project which means you have to learn a new skill from scratch while performing all your regular duties
Me: Oh, ha ha ha no worries!
Coworker: I don’t know how to log onto the Internet.
Me: Oh, ha ha ha, no worries!
Boss: hey, you’re doing such a great job your workload is tripling- isn’t that great!?
Me: Oh, ha ha ha, no worries!

manymachines:

Radioculars, May 8

“New Crimes” by Jib Kidder sounds like a Beached Boys track from a twisted alternate universe, and I think it’s great.

Also notable:

• Thee Oh Sees, “Candy Clock”.  I am mostly just including T.O.S as an SEO trick.  Pretty good song, though.
• Elvis Depressedly, “weird honey”.  It was this or “Hello”, by The Mantles, but I dunno, something about that song’s vocals didn’t hold up to the promise of its first 30 seconds.

A couple weeks ago I started using SoundCloud’s repost feature to keep track of the songs I had written up here.  This was originally just for my own purposes, but it’s there if anybody thinks it would be useful.

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